DO YOU WANT TO...?
Dudes and dudettes, here you can find some ways to inter-act with your favourite indieporn website! there yougo...
- DO YOU want to model for us?
fuck yes! we love you! we want you! please do it!
As an army, we're accepting new members every day and we are pleased to receive so many requests and fans from all over europe AND the whole world!
To model for us, you just need to write an email to:
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writing about you and why you want to be part of this.
Clara - the Mistress, will get the email, and she will try to figure it out if you're in the mood of being part of this all. She will probably send you an email back, (maybe it will take some times but please dont get mad she's pretty busy out there to let the site work!) and ask you a bunch of pictures and more infos about you and your intentions.
Please, always remember this is a porn website so...be ready to show off your sexuality to the world babesss!
- DO YOU want to write for us?
Oh, that is very kind from you. Of course YES, we would love to have writing reviews and interviews for the site! We like bands, writers, singers, freaks, artists, animals and even politicians if you'd like to interview one! Please, always remember this is basically a porn website...we would love you to ask some spicy questions to your people and we would SO love to have some exaustive answers about the sex life of your heroes! so don't be shy...uh?
About reviews: we like music, books, dvds and movies at the cinema. We like mainly underground stuff but we're open to everykind of suggestions!
IF YOU ARE A BAND or a BRAND or a BAG, and you want to be interviewd by the Clara - the Mistress, just send her an email to:
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tell her who you are and why you want to appear on the site...but always remember this is basically a porn website so be ready to answer to ALL her questions......deal?
- DO YOU hate us?
we respect that.
but fuck you man!
- DO YOU love us?
of course you do! send some love lovely emails to:
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and tell us what do u think about us. we accept critics but we prefer compliments....yep.
- DO YOU masturbate with our pictures and videos (and even our interviews and reviews!)..?
thats really the best thing you can do after watching our stuff. we are really excited to know that you take this site seriously and use it for the purpose it was created for.so dont' be shy and send to the Mistress - clara, a pictures of you doing so at:
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You don't need to show your face, this is not necessary...we are actually interested and focused on your genitals speaking for you. You will receive a FREE t-shirt of the site saying "I masturbare with www.thenakedarmy.net" ....how can you miss this chance?? It's a limited edition t-shirt.
- DO YOU want to donate some money to support the site?
thats really too much! I cant believe you would really do it.........but yeah. DO IT!write here for more details:
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