Dear friends, it's time to give you some news and a teaser. Yes.

First of all, you may have seen we have brand new sparkling banners on the right: at the moment we are supporting our friends at Rocknrollgeishas ( www.rocknrollgeishas.com - Young, creamy girls and guys having fetish sex. See pussys, feet, gas masks, lesbians, nylons, gagging, bondage, tits, teen, gas mask porn ) and our friends at Kitchenbordello, a new italian funny tv show that supports freaky vegan veggie and erotic cuisine (go check it:  www.kitchenbordello.com and enjoy your meal!)....but if you have a site/band/brand/project you want to promote, we may talk about a banner exchange: WRITE US at thenakedarmy@gmail.com !

Then, all The Naked Army is excited about the upcoming Milan Tattoo Convention this weekend!!! Expecially Clara - the founder of the army!, is excited and a little nervous: she will be performing with all the girls from the VOODOO DE LUXE BURLESQUE troupe ( www.voodoodeluxe.com ) at the Convention...so don't forget to catch her and say "hi!" after she gets naked on stage! All The Naked Army loves tattooed people, bodymodified minds and freaks in general, so come to the Convention - one of the biggest in the world!, and show off your tats: www.milanotattooconvention.com

Finally, during the Convention, a bunch of tattoed and bodymodified girls and boys will be hosted at The Naked Army headquarter to make pics and rule the world of alternative pornography with you...and give voice at our fucking conspiracy!

You can't believe it?

 Ok so then look at our sexy friends here and guess what's coming up next on here....

So it’s official: The Naked Army needs YOU! Yes, YOU!  (ITALIAN VERSION: red!)

The Naked Army is a community, made by every single human being behind the tons of subscription we receive every single day. Behind these monitors, out there in the real(non-digital) life, there’s a group of people that truly love a different way to express sexuality, sensuality, sexiness. And it’s called The Naked Army. But to be active, a community like ours, needs the help and support of everyone involved! This is why we don’t have anything else but US to bring our revolution out there in the streets! What do we do here, basically, is create pornography. And to do so we need people willing to pose naked for the cause. This is why we are looking for models. I guess we are all bored by seeing the founder Clara: we can imagine her in every kind of bizarre situation and pose since she has something like 10 sets online here. She’s beautiful, of course, but we need SOMEONE else! We need YOU! We have great projects for the new year but we can't be an army without being an ACTIVE one!

There are two ways to model for the site:

• If you live outside of Italy/Europe you can submit your own photoset through the net. It’s very simple. You take your camera. You get naked. You zip your folder and send it to The Naked Army. You attach a scan of your ID to prove us you’re older than 18 and send us a bunch of things about you: who you are; which bands you like most; what’s your fave food and fetish; which activities you would like us to promote here that have a link (may be a very funny strange link…) with our mission. You can also write us funny stories or what’s the colour of your sofa: it’s up to you. Your set will be online soon: almost  400 people everyday will look at your photos and think they’re awesome and you will be totally satisfied. You will try to be as more bizarre as you can, of course. Ah, you will need to show your face! Yes, yes, you can wear masks if you’re into that kind of stuff, but we wanna see you now and then just to prove you’re totally ok with doing this and you don’t worry of “HEY MY WIFE COULD SEE THIS AND KILL ME!”. We don’t ruin families! If your friend/mom/dad/nephew is a photographer USE IT! We like oldschool DIY sets as much as we love arty-farty glamorous pictures. So. Just do it!
• If you live in Italy: WOAH! Ottimo! Se volete posare per The Naked Army le cose sono ancora più divertenti! Avete la possibilità di scattare con il nostro fotografo Danilo Pasquali, o eventualmente con altri fotografi di fiducia che fanno parte del nostro harem. Mettiamo a disposizione vitto, alloggio, rimborso spese e simpatia au gogo! Scrivete alla Naked Army indicando le vosre preferenze in merito (se volete posare in compagnia o soli, all’aperto o indoor, mangiando o bevendo..) e sarete subito contattati per fissare lo shooting a seconda della vostra e nostra disponibilità. Vi manderemo un questionario per capire le vostre esigenze, e via: si producono idee interessanti, se ne discute, si beve una birra o un caffè, e poi taaaaaaaac si scatta. E il gioco è fatto. Dovete solo dimostrare di essere maggiorenni, di essere in linea con gli obbiettivi della Naked Army, e disposti a mostrare il volto. Ancora, se avete invece amici o amiche che vogliono farvi le foto per vedere i loro lavori pubblicati sul nostro sito: non c’è problema! Inviateci pure un link del portfolio dell’artista in questione o semplicementi delgi scatti da un eventuale set che avete pronto e saremo contenti di ospitarvi nell’armata!  PS: Nel numero di GQ di questo mese si parla della Naked Army! YAY!!!

 So.Make us happy.Get naked! - - - - > thenakedarmy@gmail.com

Finally, Christmas is gone! Let's go back to normal life, PLEASE.

Do The Naked Army likes Christmas? Uhmmm well it depends. We're not really into any of those religious things such as going to the church and be thankful for the birth of Jesus and pray and blahblah....we respect everyone, of course, but we are not really into that. I'd say..no, we're not really into that kind of stuff.

This said, last night on the tv there was the entire series of South Park episodes all Christmas-themed..and this is the kind of stuff that The Naked Army cares about! So.....we may say sometimes we feel the christmas mood as something special and funny, that can bring hope and smiles and funny dirty ideas for brand new kinky sets.

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis said, Christmas has been also an awesome chance to take pictures and do dirty things at the last REBEL MOTEL [ www.rebelmotel.net ] party in Milan..those kind of pictures ( obsiously by our beloved Danilo Pasquali powered by his project mi-undressed.com ! )you would love to see here and maybe find under your shining christmas tree!

So let me see...new live sets at Rebel Motel....and new christmas-themed phooshooting coming up next.....do The Naked Army loves Christmas?

YES, WE DO!

We have lots of surprises for the new year so let's keep in touch and don't forget..The Naked Army is always working for you!